Title: Relaxation: Or How Jack Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Ganja
Author: cielo_claro
Rating: PG-13, for drug use.
Pairing: Jack/Sawyer, somewhat implied.
Summary: Sawyer discovers the magical plant on the island, and Jack needs to relax.
( Spoiler free. )

Title: Why House Hates Stupid People
Author: cielo_claro
Rating: PG-13, purely for language.
Pairing: House/Wilson, one-sided.
Summary: House leaves Wilson a drunk voicemail.
Disclaimer: House, MD is property of NBC/Universal, David Shore, Katie Jacobs, et. al and I am in no way claiming ownership of any characters involved. I intend to receive no ( Read more... )

Title: In Which They Watch Star TrekAuthor: cielo_claro
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: House/Wilson, established relationship.
Summary: Humorous crack involving Star Trek and pon farr. Dialogue only, and sans beta.
Disclaimer: House, MD is property of NBC/Universal, David Shore, Katie Jacobs, et. al and I am in no way claiming ownership of any characters ( Read more... )

Title: Shoe Etiquette
Author: cielo_claro
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: House/Wilson, implied.
Spoiler warnings for Joy to the World and Painless.
Alternate Universe: Wilson adopts Cuddy’s baby and House tags along for the ride.
Summary: Set at Rachel’s third birthday, Cuddy tries to figure out how she will fit into Rachel’s life.

( Shoe Etiquette )

            “I’m worried about Cuddy.”

“Of course you are, have another beer.”

“I’m worried about Cuddy’s baby.”

“…go on.”

“She said- she said she didn’t know what to do, that she hadn’t bonded with it… that she didn’t… love it- I mean, her. Rachel. The baby.”

“Clearly it was just the estrogen ( Read more... )

            The first Christmas present Wilson had ever given House was a bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue Label. This was the winter following Wilson’s arrest in New Orleans, when House was still living in Syracuse and Wilson was doing his residency in Boston, keeping in contact with sporadic emails and a few drunken phone calls.

That ( Read more... )